Well after reading the letter from Rez.....we have decided to continue training the humans how to YEOWL.
So for the past couple of days we have been training every human in the house, (except Lil mom...she knows how to YEOWL and was listening to Rez when he was teaching her to YEOWL!!) to YEOWL.
Mom is going to be tough cookies to crack.....But dad is soo easy to train.....He doesn't even want to come to the bathroom. MOL When dad does come to the back or bathroom, we are hiding behind the toilette and jump out at his feet and he jumps and YEOWL!! HA Got dad trained!! That was easy!! I think Rez or Butch had trained him previously.
The boys are coming along great though.......we stalk them to the confined bathroom.....sneak in while they are closing the door.... And when their not looking...... WHAM!!!! Right on the foot!! They let out a YEOW......Now we just got to complete the training with the "L"
Mom, she's gonna YEOWL yet......right now she's at YEOW-CH! And we are assuming that OUCHY! is when the mom is happeh? Well we are working hard to help her with her YEOWL.
Here are some of the steps to training your human/mom/dad/kids to YEOWL:
1. Find good hiding spots: bathroom cabinets, kitchen cabinets, under the couch thing...etc
2. Be surprising! You gotta jump out of no where to get these humans to jump.
3. Use your claws! That's the way to get them to YEOW-CH!!
4. Bite them......(not hard just enough to let them know your playing)
5. If you have a sister or brother kitty/doggie chase them around the house while keeping an eye on your target......when they are laughing on the floor jump on their head! That'll get them to YEOWL!
6. If at first you don't succeed.....try....try again!
7. Demand CATNIP!! Once you get it go crazy and jump around and land on the people's feet. They will say that you shouldn't do this but continue because they know the secretly like it..
OK that covers todays lesson on YEOWL-ing. Tune in for updates and other techniques we have found and will gladly pass them on to you!
Anatu & Danu!
You are doing an excellent job with the training, maybe a TV show is in your futyre
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