When this pack gets the 'gas'

OK last night as I was contemplating on the last blog about some dear friends 'eather' getting the boot or getting....oh my I so want to get this right.....'sispeneded' (is that right?? ;-p I tried really hard on that one!) The whole pack gathered in the living room were rockin' the Internet cafe we call our living room and I was on mom's computer, Pepper was on dad's and Bruiser was on the kids' computer trying to get our stuff straight.... The girls were of no help. Well I can't say that. Fay was keeping the pups occupied. And Missa Rose and Rez were chatting back and forth. They haven't been able to bark and meow at each other.. Rez was trying to coach Missa Rose to speak cat. But all she got was ME-OWCH. Her dialect needs some work... While we were typing away and fact checking all of the sudden the little girl started to smell something and let out a, "who farted!?!?" (this was at noon) Well it wasn't mom and dad was innocent and none of us were offended by the smell....not saying it wasn't us just we weren't offended by it.. and the smell was located around her, so ShamWow and SweetPea were the culprits of that smell seeing as they were sleeping under the table she was working at..well over the next 5 hours it just got worse for the humans. We all started to fart. You'd be proud of the pup's Yorkie's. They ran every human out of our house by 2 pm!..So about bed time the humans were really trying their best to get everydog outside for the night..

WHOA MOM!!...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? No no no ... that's not how this works mom and dad.......you are the ones offended by our aroma not us..HAVE YOU SMELLED YOURSELVES?? REALLY you are the ones that stink! ....so that means you take your blankets and we'll let you have your pillow too.....and YOU SLEEP OUTSIDE!! Well mom and dad tried to be sneaky and take the bed......but we stopped that from happening real quick....approximately 340 lbs of us jumped on the bed and wouldn't move......we are the resistance and you are not taking OUR bed to the porch... You can say it's your bed all you want mom but everydog knows the truth......you guys bought this for us and we (out of the kindness of our hearts) allow you to sleep on it!

The puppy digest will be here on Friday so that the suspended members and select other members can see the puppies with out going into withdrawals...



Because we just found out about a disease called MWAPS (Me Want A Puppy Syndrome) that can be come in various forms.....Mild.....Moderate.....Extreme.....up til yesterday we've only seen cases of Mild to Moderate. But yesterday to our very surprise we got to witness a very severe case..... Our neighbor came over to pick up a few things we promised her and to see the puppies. She seen SweetPea and ooohed and aaahed over her. (moderate case) But then mom had ShamWow on her tail and went outside.....this woman almost hit her knees and begged dad for her..(EXTREME CASE)....He said your gonna have to bribe the wife, she's the one that chose this one....So she begged mom and mom said nope sorry sweety but she's mine..



Now that's a set of teeth!!



I'z getting mom!!! Teehee!!



Fay teaching the pups how to smile pretty!!



DON'T MESS WITH ME SISTA!!




Dance MOM!! WHOOT WHOOT!!



Napping wif mom!!



AWE Sweeping!!!

Alright that's it for today...we'll keep y'all posted first cause this was too easy...With this blog you'll be the first to get the sneak peaks of the puppies!!

King Nukems and Pack!