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Vaccinating Dogs: 10 Steps to Eliminating Unnecessary Shots

2011-12-18T08:13:00.000-08:00

Vaccinating Dogs: 10 Steps to Eliminating Unnecessary Shots

Order of the house

2011-06-21T14:19:00.000-07:00

Here's is my daily routine and I was wondering where to find the time for "Bad boy stuff":

5am: Wake up with daddy and chase him to da livingroom nipping his heals.

5:30am: find someone awake to take the me out for a morning pees/poops, normally lil walker is up and takes me before dad can get to his shoes and socks!

5:50am: Go back to sleep with mom and guard her from any attempts at waking her before 10 on vacation days (this is to insure that everypaw in da house stays alive and as soon as mom gets up there had better be a coffee waiting, Or else!)

Once momma is up and walking around it's time for chores!! I got to dig up the sunflower pots. So mom and dad have something else to do on the balcony. BOL Check the water on the tomatos, if they need water I dig them up to.....Just for fun though. Make sure the strawberries are ripening good (if not they need to be dug up). Then we're off into the wintergarden. That is mom's favorite place in the house. It houses all of her indoor plants and trees. And if I do say so myself.......she's gone a little nutty for plants.....I think it's because she can't have a yard like when she was in the US. So she has more than made up for that one.....I am just glad I got here just in time or the house would look like a jungle!! BOL With me here she has slowed down on the plants and picked up buying more treats and stuff for the puppy. So all in all a good thing.

Then there's the laundry.....my favorite thing to oversee. I am the supervisor and when it's not getting done to my satifaction I nip some heels to get them back into shape! Well once in the bathroom doing laundry you might as well get on cleaning up the bathroom and the toilette while your at it.....I will nap behind the door for a while.....this supervising stuff is hard work. But a pup has to do what a pup has to do.

Then its luncb time!!!! Mom has found things I will eat and I will eat the kibble.....just don't tell mom. Mom and dad tricked me....I thought I was getting treats.....they put kibbles in there and I ate like a fool! GAH now I guess my secrets out and there is noting a paw can do about it.. I will eat some kibble if my wet food wasn't enough so mom is happy...But as of yet mom hasn't made me eat the kibbles. She makes me up some yummy pork stuffs and puts just a little of my soft food in it. Then after lunch I go out for a lizard count. Where we live is like a safe haven for lizards. Well with me on patrol they better not step out of line or they will end up my snack.

Then after we get back from that it's doggy nap time cuase I am tuckered out. So I sleep as long as mommy can keep her wigggly butt down. But just as soon as I get really comfy....she's up and running around the house again. Either back to the balcony to check on the beans and cut where needed. Or cut the dead blooms off the marigolds. Check to see if any of them green maters are red maters yet. Or it's off to clean up the plants in the wintergarden. By that time the laundry needs hung and so mom is tearing through the house getting the wash hanger thingy out.

And this is all before 5pm! Then at 5pm the dinner time rush is on. Someone is cooking in the kitchen....Not always mom or dad. So there is a lot of running around between the cook and all the helpers. So a paw can't get any sleep during that time. Cause as soon as dinner is done there is dishes to be done. Then I finally get to relax as mom and dad have turned the TV on and are veggin' in front of it.. then I get some good sleep in just to chase mom around the neighborhood to eat some trash...And hopefully again at 1am when I need to "go" BOL That't what she gets for taking my wonderful hedgee aroma away....*sigh*

Well seeing as I am in the dog house and mom wants her computer back. She not looking happy at me right now......gotta go suck up a little.

Loves and Kisses Rock

Psss if yous see a time where a paw can get into some trouble could you give me a paws up?

Rocco's thoughts, a fight, and Food!

2011-06-16T07:07:00.000-07:00

My thought for today is: Why do we pups have to go outside to do our business when the hoomans get to poop and pee in a nice comfy warm house?

So I know that mom and everyone else in da house pee's and poops in da house. So why can't we? You see if we could just go in the house it would really give us more time to sniff the new p-mails and avoid the spam. We could chase rats, tree and other. Lizards and wabbits would be in trouble and my hedgee buddies would be in some deep do-do! And if we would do ours business in da house the floor would be WAY cleaner than ours is. I mean come on my mom cleans the floor with waters only once or twice a week! And by that time it needs it!! So why oh why do we dogs do this.....I know moms and dads don't approve but hey.....whats a pup supposed to think. Pocket has the right idea. Pee/poop in the house sniff all the p-mails that Foley misses cause she's peeing outside.

Now for the second agenda of the day.....my fight with the other dog. Mom, Dad and I were out for our afternoon walk and I RAN mom to my spot sniffing all the hedgee and rat trails. (tree and other) I was on to my wabbit cage when it happened! Another dog!!! Normally mom and dad would just distract me and drag me the other way......But not this time!! This IDIOT lady (and mom doesn't really use that word lightly) ask mom if I was a boy. When mom replyed, "yes he is" She let him off his lead and told mom to do the same! Well mom ofcourse said, "No because I have only had him three weeks and I don't know what he will do off lead." IDIOT replyed with, "AWE he'll come back, or isn't that your dog." To which my mom replyed again, "He is MY dog but I just haven't had him that long and you should keep your dog on his lead." Well it was OK until this little FAT f*c* tryed to show me who was ALPHA....Well that didn't sit well with me cause I am the ALPHA dog at my house and no one trys to dominate ME! So I turned and snipped he ran to get a better vantage point and mom pulled me back but here he came again not listening to his master to go "OFF" She was chasing him with his lead and then dad did the only thing he knew to do which is scoop me up by my harness and hold me in the air! Well from this vantage point I was now ready to fight with daddy under me nothing could fail!! The woman blamed mom for not letting me off my lead and was probably right but I haven't been fixed yet and there are lots of females in "love" around here and even if the street wasn't that close there are train tracks right behind us and the trains go REALLY fast. Mom checked me over on dad's shoulder and didn't see any blood, but if she had that other dog would have been scooping his owner off the pavement mom says.

Now to the last part of this blog.....FOOD As most of you knows mom had a beautiful pack of pup that would take anything (cept poop) from a plate. That's not me.....I will not even take anything from a plate.....unless it's an unguarded steak and then I knock it to the floor and it's fare game, if I do say so myself. The pack would woof anything down and not even taste it until they burped and then they thought it was good. I am a "geniesser" or a connoisseur of food.....If it doesn't meet my standards I will not eat it! Well mom and dad have been frantically searching for food that spikes my interest. Well today thems got moneys and went to the store. Dad had bought himself some pizza brötchen....or pizza bread rolls and since I came they have been on the Rock diet. But it hasn't really been working out for them cause I have to sniff and then taste and then IF it meets my standards I will eat it. Well dad couldn't finish his pizza brötchen and handed it off to me to see if I would eat it....I played with it....smelled it.....even took a little taste to see if I liked it.....I must have cause I ate it ever so carefylly. And enjoyed every little bit of it.....even the crumbs. So now they know....if they ever buy them pizza things again and can't finish them I will eat that. I must say it was YUMMY!!

Well that's all for this installment, this pup has to rest up for our walk laters.

Love and kisses The Rock

Rocco's day of fun and other stuff

2011-06-15T05:57:00.000-07:00

Finally found or at least reset my passwords for my google account.....I will be blogging here about Rocco's aka Rock's adventures and his escapades. Hope everyone will follow him on his life's journey!

I hope nopaw minds if I use the packs blogger to blog on my adventures.

Well today the internet guy came to see whats up with moms internet. So when he got here mom locked lil walker and me up in the toilette to play ball. WTB?? I know I can't meet and greet and keep my bladder in check but DANG! No need to go overboard. Anyhows when him left mom let the two of us out of the toilette and I ran straight to the living room where mom and dad decided to move everything around. Something about the wireless router, and the gigaset for the phones being to close to the modems. So dad and mom moved the futon away from the area they were working and I plopped my cute self down and started chewing on my bath time bone pictured here and dad flopped a few cables that were being taken out of that area right in front of me. So I thought I would just give those cables a nibble.....not knowing that daddy wanted them particular cables back. How's a pup supposed to know that you want said cable back?? GEEZ so dad seen me about to take another nibble when he said, "I should whoop your butt for chewing that." Mom made a valid point though.....no puts cable down in front of puppy and he won't chew it!! BOL YAY mom! So mom picked up all the cables on the couch/futon and put thems on table where I knows not to chew unless I knows for sures it's mine! Well after chewing on my bone and a few cables I decided to run in circles around the house. (rawhides, and bones that dad or mom put on the table while sweeping) See in the living room there is a door that goes into kitchen and from there it goes to hallway and back around to the living room. A very fun run if you asks me. (Mom needs to upload another videos so yous all can see.) But when I run that route I run up the futon across the big 'puter and through the winter garden. teehee! After I get a little more confortable with my surroundings mom hopes to catch me on videos, doing what JRT's do best....RUN!!

During the day dad takes me for my walkies and we go down what mom and dad have dubbed lizard alley....OMP there's is LOTS of lizards to chase! Then we go by my favorite trees, thems has sqwurrels and birdies!! Then we go by bug/butterfly alley and I chase bugs and butterflies! After all that chasing and running a pup needs to rest right?? NOT I am becoming a bundle of energy!! Could it be the food? NAH! Well mom wants the laptop back as she is whining in the corner, so I guess I will let her have it for a while and take a nap. I do need my energy for later on my walk.

Bark at y'all later!

Rock

Who ordered the miracle?

2009-06-27T20:52:00.001-07:00

When mom moved into this house we're in now she said she had a black kitty just like Rez. His name was Sabbat. And he looked like Rez. And was Rez's name sake. It's a really long story so I'll try to put it in a nut shell. Mom moved into this park and the park manager had kittens. Since they couldn't have dogs there they got Frick and Frac. Well the managers were going to keep RezRez but their boss (the owner of the trailer park) said no more cats. They gave RezRez to some people who didn't take care of him and let him run around the park like a stray....didn't give him food or water or love. They named him Black Jack. Well RezRez/Black Jack would come to mom's trailer to get food and water and loves. The people that gave RezRez to the mean people were heartbroken and told mom that if Black Jack wanted to be with them she should just open the door and not let him back out and rename him....Well mom couldn't go with his original RezRez and hated Black Jack so they thought about it and said Sabbat fit him pretty well but at home (when no one was visiting) they would call him Rez. Well mom did that and let him stay with her...Frick and Frac jumped out the screen door and sadly got ran over shortly before mom moved in here. The family was devastated. But Sabbat (RezRez, Black Jack) was still there and he moved here with mom and dad......Duke, Bruiser, Rose, Pepper remember him....I don't cause he got out on one of his little nightly walks and never came back. So again mom still had Rez and loved him up until she found him resting peacefully in the field. She buried him under the rose bushes so he could be remembered and can have a special spot in the garden.

Well last night the teenager went out side to throw something away and heard a "MEOW-MEOW" He looks over his shoulder and see's what looks like Rez laying on the hood of the truck! So he starts calling RezRez. Well here came the cat and jumped into his arms.....He came in with the black cat and said, "I guess that wasn't Rez after all!" Mom started to cry because she found him and this kitty didn't have a collar and Rez did until she took it off to bury him. She got the collar out and the boy started to cry. But there was something odd about this kitty.....He was sucking on Chris' ear......That was a Sabbat trait! She jumps up and grabs for the kitty and Chris said that he came to RezRez. Mom looked at him and said, "Sabbat's name was RezRez before he came to us.....remember?" He said, "OH YEAH!!" So mom puts the kitty up on her shoulder and the purring was really loud (also a Sabbat trait) and started sucking on mom's ear......So she got the giggles and put him down to watch how he walks because Sabbat had a broken front hip socket that cost mom a lot of money to fix, (from the other people that had him) and the kitty walked with a little gimp on that side. But mom had seen Sabbat after he left and he was going to this other little old woman's house and figured he was happy there and wasn't going to run over to her house and tell her the cat was hers and she wanted him back. She's not like that.....this was an old woman and really loved Sabbat. Mom started crying because Sabbat was really skinny so she ran him back to the food dish and fed him. She took Sabbat back to the family this morning and said, "This is your mom's cat, I feed him and since it was late last night I didn't bring him back until today." They then informed mom that the old lady was dead and they didn't want the stupid cat as it hated them, and if mom was to leave it with them it was just going to the pound anyway! Very RUDE people. Well mom was shocked that these people came from such a sweet loving lady......Mom said, "If you don't mind and obviously you don't care.....I'll take the cat. If that's OK?!?" They slammed the door in her face and mom took that as a, "YES!"

SO back to the title of this blog.......

Who ordered the miracle?
Well whoever you are......thank you!

Nukems and pack!

A very good day from Fay-fay

2009-06-23T22:55:00.000-07:00

Today was a pawsome day. It was a very nice hot day......A lazy day in front of the A/C. Lil girl went to her friends house to stay and when they came driving up we got to play with a Maltese named China!! She was so much fun to chase and play tag with. But boy oh boy......don't let size get ya...She is a fast little one! Not faster than me but I let her think she is......She's a Porsche I am a Ferrari! At least that's what mom says. It was just about dusk and mom and dad decided it was time for us to go for WALKIES!!! Whoo Hoo!! Everpawdy looks forward to this part of the day....Mom and dad get 5 long walkies! And 2 short walkies. So they stay fit and we don't do a Marley. BOL

Well while Duke and I where walking I got to thinking.....The girls need some training. But where do I start.... Mom is already training them how to sit, stay, come, down, heel and play ball. A very important thing around here. You got to know how to fetch......Don't know why but the humans at my house think fetching is a good trait to have......FOR A BIRD DOG! But for your guard dog you do not need to know how to fetch.....Just bring the bad guy to your mom or dad and letting him live. Not silly games like fetch.

Why does that word strike me as the same thing as bringing the intruder to mom or dad?? (note to self: look up the word 'fetch')

Anywho......back to the girls' training. I was pondering this the whole walk.....What trait do I have that mom really likes.....Is it my big mean bark? NAW she keeps telling me to knock it off. Is it my guard dog attitude? Maybe .... but Karma and ShamWow are already picking up on the whole guard dog thing. And they actually let people that mom and dad like up on the porch. Is it my snuggle time? No they get the same amount of snuggle time with mom and dad. Is it that I like to sneak a shoe every now and then? Well they always beat me to the shoe's and mom doesn't seem to happy about that one. So I'll let her deal with that one.....BOL

Ahh....I know what to start them out on.....A trait that mom just adores that I do that only one other dog in her life has done.....Teach the girls to bring the toys to the toy box....THAT'S IT!! And it's going to be the easiest to teach. I mean it took mom only one day and I had it down. So tonight I seen the girls come in from outside and they had a puppet in their mouth.....But instead of bringing it to the crate they were playing with it.....Well after they got done playing with it they just dropped it and started off on their own....Well I picked up the toy and took it to the toy box and put in. Well here the girls come take the same toy out and drop it. SO I picked it up again.......And then started to argue with the girls that this toy needs to be put up when your done playing with it......Well maybe it'll take a couple of days to train them this trait.

But then as mom was walking past the girls and ShamWow was chewing on a shoe. So she started looking for the girls chew toy....their Nyla Bone keys. She couldn't find them anywhere in the house. So out to the yard mom went to look for the elusive keys. She took the flashlight and set out. She looked in the front of the yard and the very back. She fell and we must have heard her go down cause the girls and I were there in a flash! We made sure she was ok and got her up.....But those keys weren't there. Well as she was getting ready to give up she finds them right next to the concrete pad. Something about they're always in the last place you look. (isn't that because you found them? Or maybe people keep looking after they find what they are looking for. I dunno but it seems silly to keep looking for it after you found it.) So she came in took the shoe away from Shams again and gave her the keys she almost broke her neck for. Shams looks up, takes the keys and chews them for a bit and then goes to lay down. I guess that walk took it out of her.... So now I am dictating to mom from her side that hurts and keeping her down on the couch for some much needed rest......I'll bark at you later!

Love Fay-fay

The training continues! By Anatu and Danu

2009-06-20T16:02:00.000-07:00

Well after reading the letter from Rez.....we have decided to continue training the humans how to YEOWL.

So for the past couple of days we have been training every human in the house, (except Lil mom...she knows how to YEOWL and was listening to Rez when he was teaching her to YEOWL!!) to YEOWL.

Mom is going to be tough cookies to crack.....But dad is soo easy to train.....He doesn't even want to come to the bathroom. MOL When dad does come to the back or bathroom, we are hiding behind the toilette and jump out at his feet and he jumps and YEOWL!! HA Got dad trained!! That was easy!! I think Rez or Butch had trained him previously.

The boys are coming along great though.......we stalk them to the confined bathroom.....sneak in while they are closing the door.... And when their not looking...... WHAM!!!! Right on the foot!! They let out a YEOW......Now we just got to complete the training with the "L"

Mom, she's gonna YEOWL yet......right now she's at YEOW-CH! And we are assuming that OUCHY! is when the mom is happeh? Well we are working hard to help her with her YEOWL.

Here are some of the steps to training your human/mom/dad/kids to YEOWL:

1. Find good hiding spots: bathroom cabinets, kitchen cabinets, under the couch thing...etc

2. Be surprising! You gotta jump out of no where to get these humans to jump.

3. Use your claws! That's the way to get them to YEOW-CH!!

4. Bite them......(not hard just enough to let them know your playing)

5. If you have a sister or brother kitty/doggie chase them around the house while keeping an eye on your target......when they are laughing on the floor jump on their head! That'll get them to YEOWL!

6. If at first you don't succeed.....try....try again!

7. Demand CATNIP!! Once you get it go crazy and jump around and land on the people's feet. They will say that you shouldn't do this but continue because they know the secretly like it..

OK that covers todays lesson on YEOWL-ing. Tune in for updates and other techniques we have found and will gladly pass them on to you!

Anatu & Danu!

A letter from Rez. By Anatu and Danu

2009-06-19T17:45:00.000-07:00

Hi everypawdy! This is Anatu and Danu! Today while trying to train the humans in our house how to "YEOWL we found a letter from Rez. It was in the cabinet where mom keeps the kitty litter. Well after chasing it around the house and back to the bathroom. We decided to read it...*hands letter to Danu* She has a better speaking voice. MOL

*clears her throat* OK here goes:

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To the new kitty of the house, (I guess he wasn't expecting the 2 of us)

There are a few things to remember about the running of this house. First things first though......ALWAYS POOP in the litter box......Mom isn't a happy camper when you don't! Mom will try to get you to drink from a water bowl. And depending on your size you might want to do so for a little while. But seeing that mom only refreshes the water twice a day, I suggest that you drink from the bath tub. Mom won't get on you about it and thinks it's cute. And it's the freshest water in the house.

There is a scratching post in the house but I never use it......I suggest that you scratch at the doorways and windows like I do. The scratching post is just for decoration. NOT MEANT FOR PLAY. The 'toys' mom buys are also for show. You should not play with these silly things like 'fish on a stretchy cord'. Or balls with grains in them so they make a rattle sound. OH and last but certainly not least NO CATNIP!! That just drives a kitty crazy and makes them do weird things.

The humans in the house are very well trained and if you need anything just MEOW and it'll be attended to. Lil mom likes to play with kitty's and I hope your the playing sort of kitty because I am not....I am the cuddly, sleeping kind. Please not to be waking me up to play. I am Lil mom's protection at night. Yes on the every night occasion I do tend to bounce of all the walls when Lil mom is asleep. But I always return to my spot on the bed. If you desire a spot on the bed you can have the foot end.....The head end is MY spot!

Now for the food issue. Lil mom loves things like Pickles and Green Beans. I suggest that you get used to eating these as I am a avid green thing eater and Lil mom expects it from her kitty's.

The rats in the room are only for show and really don't like you laying on their cages......I would recommend laying up there, or if the cage is unavailable use the TV. If there is a grey sort of rat use your own discretion. I would not chase these......It needs to live too...That's my motto. But our foster kitty 'Mau-Mau' used to catch these and bring them to mom and get something special for doing so. Since I do not chase these feel free to do so if you wish. Mom will love you either way.

I think I covered everything that needed covered.....Remember to help with the training of the humans to "YEOWL" as they do not have this down after 3 years with me.

Love,
Mr. Rez <3

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WOW what a long list and we have already broken four of the rules of the house!! We play on the cat tree, we scratch the cat tree, we play with the toys and we LOVE the catnip......Yes it does make us a little loopy but mom seems to like it and Lil mom LOVES watching us play and playing with us....But on the bright side we are pooping in the litter box. So does that cancel out the other stuff we did? OMC what's a cat to do??

Danu and Anatu

Be on the lookout for the training of the humans!

Well we got a new space ....

2009-05-13T09:27:00.001-07:00

We are spending more time on Doggieweb now-a-days....why you might ask.....well our best friends are there and you don't need to worry about barkers badges.....WE say what badges.....we don't need any stinking badges!! We can upload pictures to a picture trail.. And not worry about not having some sort of howlers stuff....we don't have hundreds of friends just good friends that we really want to be around....we could use a couple more from DS but hey they'll come...the site is up and we're running with it! We can upload music only with the copyright so again we're screwed.....we have the CD from the artist but they aren't going to give permission for anyone to just listen to it...Now doesn't that strike you as odd..

What is the deal with that anyways......If you own the CD.....you bought it at the store not downloaded it from some site you should be able to upload it to your site music player......But you can't upload it anywhere.....I have a video clip of the girls still shots to music just can't share it with anyone because of the copyright! I think every CD should come with a copyright number so you can at least upload it to a MP3 player.... Or a web player...

We're just having a crappy DAY.......let's go to sleep now and wake up better!!

Nukems and Pack!

What's going on in Cyberland????

2009-05-09T13:32:00.000-07:00

Well there are a few updates to report....

As Freedom to Bark said in her blog they are closing no longer useful threads....well this has it's pro's and con's.....Yes when the journals are just two lines and have no real content in them fine close it. Like say the post reads "I am going to be offline for a week to three....leave me a message"....we no longer want to see that post because we just seen him/her post so s/he's back online......But in Freedom to Barks case she was giving all of us non computer fools some good advice.....Now we miss that because mom is as far as HTML goes an idiot. But now going to enroll in some computer classes to get a clue as to how that works. And maybe create our own website that we can feel free to bark..

She just learned before the puppies were born to put a picture in a journal....and who may you ask helped her with that one.....Hmmmm I am getting something.... OH I know the name.......It's coming to me............Oh I wanna say her name......OH wait no censors here .................... COCOA!!! Yep you guessed it Cocoa from Tanner and Cocoa!!! THANK YOU FOR HELPING MY MOM!!!!!

Well then there's the no tag journal.....again Freedom To Bark has hit the nail on the head.....If we can't tag our groups then what's the point.....the puppy digest just came out and no one really seen it. All of 3 comments when it normally gets a lot of comments......why???? They can't tag any groups! And we were just tagging Love Of a German Shepherd (they are half GSD and honestly they gave the most comments), Puppy Fancy (all of 17 members after all the deleted pups), and one of the Pack groups OH and and if not on Power of the pack MAYBE CHEWERS ANONYMOUS (because they were chewing something up) ...But those doggies that tag EVERY POST TO ALL THEIR GROUPS ruined that for the girls. What's the point.....so from now on the puppy weekly digest will reside here and I have no idea on how anyone from DS is gonna see it.......maybe they'll complain....I am done.................

OK so no one can tag into different groups no biggy right?? Well now you can't even post to your own journals.....it says you need to be this doggies friend before you can post......well..... I do believe .....I AM my OWN friend.. Or do the other dogs in my house hate me?? Or am I my enemy.... Hmmm need to ponder that one......

OK they have also (in an attempt to minimize the journals you see on your profile cause WOW 20.000 in a day is a bit much) made it a rule that you can only comment on your friends journal....so say Foley's is Tanner's friend but Foley gives Teddy Tanner's journal.....but Teddy hasn't REQUESTED Tanner's friendship yet.....well he can read it.....and if he thinks it's funny or sad......He's gonna have to wait til Tanner (who might be off line all week due to unforeseen circumstances) get's back to his page and confirmed him as a friend......By that time Teddy has forgotten what he was going to say to Tanner and it doesn't get said.....I agree with only posting your friends journals ON YOUR PAGE but this ban on posting to some non friends journal is going a bit to far I say......I was asked by a friend to look up another friends journal and to please pray for them.....OK so I looked up the pooch and found there were 2 pages of his very name......so I went back to this person's page and found the one we're sending the prayer for......and low and behold I am not this dogs friend... So of course I had to request friendship (which I would have anyways) but can't leave my get well wishes there for him/her to see....so I had to leave the first person a note saying that I would pray for this other dog and to let the other dog know that prayers are coming their way.....RIDICULOUS!!!

I HAVE LOVED THIS SITE BUT IT'S DRIVING GOOD DOGS AWAY AND WE'RE LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT NOOBS THAT CAN'T GET THEIR WORD OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH THE 20,000 (OR 12,000 HOW EVER YOU WANT TO SEE IT) DOGS! OH AND THEY SAY THEY ARE EDITING FOR CONTENT BECAUSE IT IS A FAMILY SITE....HA!! NOT!!

ok here's a snip-it from a former friends journal:

"Should we or shouldn't we
Posted on: May 9, 2009 at 11:42 am
Click to learn more...
Ill let you mafuckers decide
well ya know the drill
oui oui
ma7a
da7a
probably
let tha bitches rot in hell for all you care"

Ok family oriented site??????? where should a 13 year old be reading stuff like mafucker and bitches and fuck? But this dog probably didn't get a language warning or even a temp ban........OR even have a mod come in and close the thread.........NOPE......IT'S STILL THERE!! So I did the only right thing because we know what happens to snitches.....they get banned........I deleted him as a friend.....Mom is 33 years old and if this were a site where only 21+ were then maybe she would have reconsidered her choice......Yes a dog said you need to check your language or your asking for it.......but where are those mods we keep hearing about........HMMmmm????? There are 50 of them....you mean to tell me they take the weekend off??? FROM What?????

Ok that's a good enough rant for me I need a nap and everyother paw is asleep.......
~Duke and the pack~

Rose's Birthday!

2009-05-05T21:15:00.000-07:00

Wow it was Rose's birthday today and all we've heard all day is, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.....OOH IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!" Over and over......GEEZ already give it a rest. We all got a treat and Rose went first being the birthday girl. And she got some new tennis balls from dad and she wouldn't share with no paw.....that's just not fair!

Well it seems we have raised a little cane on Cyberworld... we posted the WER on DS are Foley and Pocket?? we had it copied and just didn't paste it.......there were 4 comments and poof it was gone......nowhere to be seen again....we were shocked! No e-mail no nothing.....just gone....But it did get some attention and the girls really had some of them going.......we really didn't want our followers to be upset and PM'ing us but we thought hey.....we can give them our e-mail and get the word out that way. So we were doing e-mails all day today and our paws hurt but for a good cause!!!

Here's what we wrote to Hobo: As for us barking at Foley and Pocket we are going to post (in a little bit after we're done here) a Where on DS are Foley and Pocket? I know stirring up controversy but hey we just got to!! They helped us (Shams and Sweets) get ours leader badge back after 'Cyberweb' took it away! We'z still upset about that...(the only word we changed is 'Cyberweb')

Oh and Bruiser commented on his Secret Paws page that he might not be on "cyberworld" anymore.....well then a comment came from a friend in Roseburg asking why he was going to leave....we PM'ed her our e-mail and she e-mailed us .... told her the situation.....She understands where we are coming from and would do the same.....then Bruiser goes to check on his SP Retriever and who should he see but the Princess herself top or latest friend......So our day has been really exciting!!

BAYL everypawdy!!

When this pack gets the 'gas'

2009-05-03T14:11:00.000-07:00

OK last night as I was contemplating on the last blog about some dear friends 'eather' getting the boot or getting....oh my I so want to get this right.....'sispeneded' (is that right?? ;-p I tried really hard on that one!) The whole pack gathered in the living room were rockin' the Internet cafe we call our living room and I was on mom's computer, Pepper was on dad's and Bruiser was on the kids' computer trying to get our stuff straight.... The girls were of no help. Well I can't say that. Fay was keeping the pups occupied. And Missa Rose and Rez were chatting back and forth. They haven't been able to bark and meow at each other.. Rez was trying to coach Missa Rose to speak cat. But all she got was ME-OWCH. Her dialect needs some work... While we were typing away and fact checking all of the sudden the little girl started to smell something and let out a, "who farted!?!?" (this was at noon) Well it wasn't mom and dad was innocent and none of us were offended by the smell....not saying it wasn't us just we weren't offended by it.. and the smell was located around her, so ShamWow and SweetPea were the culprits of that smell seeing as they were sleeping under the table she was working at..well over the next 5 hours it just got worse for the humans. We all started to fart. You'd be proud of the pup's Yorkie's. They ran every human out of our house by 2 pm!..So about bed time the humans were really trying their best to get everydog outside for the night..

WHOA MOM!!...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? No no no ... that's not how this works mom and dad.......you are the ones offended by our aroma not us..HAVE YOU SMELLED YOURSELVES?? REALLY you are the ones that stink! ....so that means you take your blankets and we'll let you have your pillow too.....and YOU SLEEP OUTSIDE!! Well mom and dad tried to be sneaky and take the bed......but we stopped that from happening real quick....approximately 340 lbs of us jumped on the bed and wouldn't move......we are the resistance and you are not taking OUR bed to the porch... You can say it's your bed all you want mom but everydog knows the truth......you guys bought this for us and we (out of the kindness of our hearts) allow you to sleep on it!

The puppy digest will be here on Friday so that the suspended members and select other members can see the puppies with out going into withdrawals...

Because we just found out about a disease called MWAPS (Me Want A Puppy Syndrome) that can be come in various forms.....Mild.....Moderate.....Extreme.....up til yesterday we've only seen cases of Mild to Moderate. But yesterday to our very surprise we got to witness a very severe case..... Our neighbor came over to pick up a few things we promised her and to see the puppies. She seen SweetPea and ooohed and aaahed over her. (moderate case) But then mom had ShamWow on her tail and went outside.....this woman almost hit her knees and begged dad for her..(EXTREME CASE)....He said your gonna have to bribe the wife, she's the one that chose this one....So she begged mom and mom said nope sorry sweety but she's mine..

Now that's a set of teeth!!

I'z getting mom!!! Teehee!!

Fay teaching the pups how to smile pretty!!

DON'T MESS WITH ME SISTA!!

Dance MOM!! WHOOT WHOOT!!

Napping wif mom!!

AWE Sweeping!!!

Alright that's it for today...we'll keep y'all posted first cause this was too easy...With this blog you'll be the first to get the sneak peaks of the puppies!!

King Nukems and Pack!

HI all this is King Nukems!

2009-05-02T19:35:00.000-07:00

OK so a few of my friends on a place we'll call "Cyberspace" have either gotten suspended or deleted.....The one that got suspended was one of the funniest pooches on the planet.....She amused us all with her posts about girls getting gassy.....and many more. Then her sister the recovering poop-aholic taught my girls to eat poop but we love her non the less.....they are cute little Yorkie's and we love them....What did they do to deserve this you ask. They stood up for a friend that has cancer and is dying.

Then there is our dear friends.....two Labs one chocolate and one yellow....the yellow lab has cancer and doesn't have long to live. Very loving and never had a mean word to bark about anyone.....They gave us helpful tips and groups to help with Rose's seizures....and were all around good dogs...Yes they may have barked out of turn so warn a dog before you delete them...I mean just because you bark another members name you should send them an e-mail and say "Hey that's a rule breaker...don't do it again" But no she and her brother were deleted. Oh and yes he did complain that his group was merged with another.. No more came from it. They merged it without telling the poor pup that there was already a group for that breed but not color specific. Again warn a dog. It should be 3 strikes your out but here they just give you 2 chances and that's not fair!!! Oh well what is done is done I guess....

And you might be asking who did this to this awesome sight for dogs......because that's what it was supposed to be.......a dog who after 9 months only has 2 pictures and 1 isn't even of her. It is the winner of the Ugliest Dog competition.....Which we watched and the dog was really ugly but cute in it's own way...;-) This dog isn't a dog at all I say......She's the figment of some non dog loving egomaniac sissy hiding behind a picture who's looking for the big bucks!!... This isn't a real dog and I am not ashamed to say it!!!

Let's all stay together here until he gets a frigging clue!!! Maybe he'll be forced to sell the site to someone that cares!!

That's just my two cents

King of my pack!